following my ten-step program, you can, too.

here's how:

  1. pick any image from my archives

  2. send me an email here: with the name of the image (should be on the browser tab, if not, just give me a vivid description of the image)

  3. you pay $25

  4. ???

  5. ???

  6. i print

  7. i ship

  8. you receive

  9. ???

  10. you will enjoy, 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your money thrown back at you through car window

**photos are unframed inkjet prints** 

**we can talk gelatin silver prints if ya truly fancy that**